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November 5, 2020

Green means 'whoa slow down'

The next bunch needs some more time to ripen. See you next week!

(These wonderful illustrations were made for us by Kyle Brooks)

With a stop light, green means 'go' and yellow means 'slow down'. With a banana, however, it is quite the opposite. Yellow means 'go', green means 'whoa, slow down', and red means 'where the heck did you get that banana? -Mitch Hedberg

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